i allowed my friend from college to set me up on a date. It ended up being a group date out on a lake. The guy, let’s call him Austin, was about 6’3”, heavyset, with stringy long black hair. Austin happened to love sporting his speedo. By the afternoon, Austin, large man in his speedo, was plastered. We all decided to go for a swim. At one point during the swim he get’s very quite. The group looked in his direction. His faces were like that of a constipated child. His friend says, “Get in the boat now!” Moments later, we see a very large turd float to the surface next to Austin. Austin, laughingly gets back in the boat and acts as if nothing happened.