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    12 Taglines Cities Would Have If They Were Real Housewives

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    Annie Goodman
    by Annie Goodman

    Creative Strategist

    1. Los Angeles, CA

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    2. Manhattan, NY

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    3. Miami, FL

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    4. Chicago, IL

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    5. Boston, MA

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    6. Austin, TX

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    7. Philadelphia, PA

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    8. Atlanta, GA

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    9. Washington, D.C.

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    10. Seattle, WA

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    11. Denver, CO

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    12. Detroit, MI

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