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When there are a dozen open treadmills and someone takes the one next to yours:
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When someone is taking their sweet time on the machine you need:
3.
When you get to the gym and realize you forgot your headphones:
4.
When you have to do anything after leg day:
5.
When someone near you has terrible BO and you don't want to be rude by moving:
6.
When you see someone judging you for snapping a mirror selfie:
7.
When someone tries to talk to you in the middle of your workout:
8.
When someone keeps eyeing your treadmill dash to creep your stats:
9.
When you have to decide between happy hour and the gym:
10.
When your alarm goes off for your morning run:
11.
When a stretch does NOT go as planned:
12.
When that awful grunt actually came from you:
13.
When the bass drops right as you hit your stride:
14.
When you try to resist the fitness attire section while out shopping:
15.
When your bra offers no support but you want to finish your workout:
16.
When you're sweating in all sorts of uncomfortable, inappropriate places:
17.
When you spot a hottie by the weight rack:
18.
When someone leaves a machine without wiping it down:
19.
When your trainer makes you do one more rep:
20.
When you gulp down your "chocolate" protein shake:
21.
When someone doesn't re-rack their weights like a complete monster:
22.
When you really, really need to pick a wedgie:
23.
When your fitter friend asks if you want to work out together:
24.
When you haven't worked out for a few weeks and feel like you lost all your progress:
25.
When your elliptical changes between interval speeds and you spin out:
26.
When you hit your shin deadlifting:
27.
When you're walking toward a machine and someone takes it:
28.
When some creep keeps offering to ~help you with your form~ and you're trying not to lose your cool:
29.
When some dick is taking an eternity at the water fountain: