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Regard! Set your eyes on this glorious creature!
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This horned beast, whose penetrative gaze SHOULD have captivated our hearts for centuries...
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...has so often been overlooked in the face of fluffier, more easily huggable creatures.
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But is there a beast more huggable than a goat? Nay!
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Observe this silly goat, who pleads gently for your love and affection.
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Run quickly to this goat, who is searching tirelessly for a hug atop a mountain.
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Do not deny this goat his snuggles, or he shall seek them elsewhere!
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And admire this goat, whose lovely beard drifts gently in the wind.
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What is a goat, besides a less graceful unicorn with an extra horn?
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Would you hesitate to hug a unicorn?
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Then tarry not! Shame on you for hesitating to hug a goat!
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Lo, those fuzzy ears! Those fuzzy wuzzy ears!
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And that silly nose! That silly little nose!
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One day, goats shall be the creatures of legends. The creatures that were so cute that they brought humanity to its knees.
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So give a goat a hug, and in return you will receive a grateful goat smile.
