Penises are generally not great to look at.
But the man behind the Things My Dick Does Tumblr has found a way to disarm his dick: drawing cute smiley faces and adorable arms on it, putting it in hilarious situations. If you have to see a dick today, this is probably the most charming dick to see.
Here's the dick having fun in the kitchen.
Here he is enjoying a bath.
Just hangin'.
That time he had too much wine.
Ouch! Stop that.
Cuddling with an adorable friend.
How I feel when I wake up, too.
Pay attention to meeeee.
Halp!
Phew, he's OK.
