Shitty Idea is a Tumblr of user-submitted, not-good ideas.
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LMK how this works out for you.
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Walking would be a challenge.
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Possibly insensitive, possibly genius.
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Whatever floats your boat.
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I think that's just called ribbons.
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Don't act like you've never considered it.
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Pondered this for way too long.
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Efficiency is everything.