As/Is·Posted on Aug 5, 201521 Penises That Won't Get Your Mouth PregnantNo, you're the perv.by Angelo SpagnoloBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The best kinds. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. The simple hot dog. 3. A warm, golden corndog. 4. Kielbasa. 5. Basically any type of sausage. 6. This hilarious ham. 7. A banana, obviously. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. A classic, nubby cucumber. 9. And his cousin, the pickle. 10. A lightly-dented zucchini. 11. Various squash. 12. Gourds, namely the swan gourd. 13. An eggplant. 14. A tangy ginger root. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. This circumcised carrot. 16. These unsettling peppers. 17. This sad cashew. 18. A warm, crusty baguette. 19. NSFW: A Geoduck. 20. Really though just look at the geoduck. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Cool down with a variety of popsicles. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. And for dessert: Fudgsicle.