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If there's one thing you can expect from New York's pride parade, it's costumes.
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Full maquillage and feather boas, despite the heat.
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Wonderful fashion statements will be made all around us.
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Sun protection won't be forgotten.
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Eye-catching Speedos are to be expected.
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Delightful sequined Speedos are practically guaranteed.
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Some will opt for comfortable shoes.
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But the hair will be higher.
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Costumes will put Heidi Klum's Halloween efforts to shame.
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Queen Elizabeth? Sure, why not!
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The attention to detail will compete a Parisian coutourier.
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Facial hair might be dyed.
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Face paint will be applied liberally.
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Ladylike elegance will also have its place.
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Dogs will surely get in on the action.
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And don't forget about festive bikes.
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Or My Little Pony accessories.
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Patriotism will be on display.
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You might feel, at times, like you're at Carnivale.
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Statement purses should abound.
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Matching your friend won't be a faux pas.
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Fashion paradoxes will render couples impossibly adorable.
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Basically, true originals will be all around you.
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And rainbows. Beautiful, wonderful rainbows.
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When it's over, you might just need to sit down.
