1. NeverWet
How liberating it would feel to just douse yourself in soda?
2. Hot Ponez
I have a hard enough time doing a basic braid.
3. Stretch Genie
4. Air Curler
Even the footage proves that product is nothing but a hair dryer with a bucket on the end.
5. Kymaro Body Shaper
The full-body corset you've been waiting for! Conveniently, it will be concealed by none of your clothes.
6. Tag Away
I don't think I want bits of flesh "falling away" from my body, thanks.
7. Easy Curves
Great for the women who's more bored than you can possibly imagine.
8. Bust Up Cups
Guaranteed to boost one's overall sassiness, if nothing else.
9. Ahh Bra
It's basically just a sports bra that you can't workout in.