1. Floral printed jorts.
5. Jorts for the 4th of July. Or summer music festivals. Or year-round, if you truly love America.
Forever 21 $30
(This is not an item you’ll want to spend more than $30 on.)
7. For when you’re in close proximity to a black light.
8. Distressed boyfriend jorts Katie Holmes would approve of.
9. Eraser pink jorts.
11. Jorts for when you want waistband security.
14. Crystal-embellished cut-off jorts.
Nasty Gal $220
16. Jorts for when you can’t decide between sandblasted and ultra sandblasted denim.
19. Jorts for casually bringing up the word “pistachio” in conversation.
River Island $30
20. For when you want eyes in the back of your… jorts.
Nasty Gal $98
22. For when you want an old school sailor tattoo but can’t commit.
Chic Nova $27
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