5. Jorts for the 4th of July. Or summer music festivals. Or year-round, if you truly love America.
Forever 21 $30
(This is not an item you’ll want to spend more than $30 on.)
8. Distressed boyfriend jorts Katie Holmes would approve of.
16. Jorts for when you can’t decide between sandblasted and ultra sandblasted denim.
19. Jorts for casually bringing up the word “pistachio” in conversation.
River Island $30
20. For when you want eyes in the back of your… jorts.
Nasty Gal $98
22. For when you want an old school sailor tattoo but can’t commit.
Chic Nova $27