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Yes, she's had work done. No, she doesn't care what you think about it.
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She wore this outfit once.
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She only acts alongside the best of them.
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She knows the truth about Bert and Ernie.
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She was clearly the inspiration for Lucille Bluth.
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She tells the truth about "inner beauty."
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The 2010 documentary about her was amazing.
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She gives props to fashion disasters.
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She's the definition of outspoken.
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She jokes about herself all the time.
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And doesn't care about offending people.
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Her advice is heartfelt, but most importantly: honest.
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Joan just always tells it like it is.
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She's also an author.
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She breaks things down in terms we can understand.
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And is just plain wise.
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Her workouts involves serious shopping trips.
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Though she does take care of herself.
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She's simultaneously classy and crass.
Happy Birthday Joan! May your day be as fabulous as you are.
