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Didn't think an oil rig bra existed? It definitely does.
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As does this very literal sports bra.
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And another bra designed by a word play fanatic.
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If puns aren't your thing (for shame), here's a bra that just plain makes no sense at all.
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And one perfect for horticulture enthusiasts.
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There's also a disgusting crustacean bra with claw clasps.
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And a vegetarian alternative.
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You can ward off unwanted groping in this.
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And survive the apocalypse with this.
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Showcase your inner warrior princess in this.
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And your inner cave lady in this.
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Bring literal meaning to "playing with boobs."
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And repurpose that holiday wreath.
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Bras do it all! They even store keys.
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On this blessed National No Bra Day, take time to remember who made all of these bizarre brassieres possible — Katy Perry.
If these don't make you want to celebrate National No Bra Day...
... I don't know what will.
