1. This meowschevious maid.
“Don’t mind me, I’m just cleaning underneath the couch.” *Bends over clumsily.*
2. This bald Malibu Barbie.
Who wanted an excuse to wear a bikini but couldn’t commit to a wig.
3. This heavy metal enthusiast/dominatrix.
Whatever it is, it’s edgy.
5. Every nerd’s greatest fantasy — a Princess Leia of their own.
(The gold bikini is underneath).
8. This coquettish schoolgirl.
*Twirls hair around her paw.*
9. This steamy sailor.
With a thick thatch of chest hair.
11. The cheer captain.
“Gimme an S… gimme an E… gimme an X” — OK, you get the picture.
15. This bunny bombshell.
Dreams of becoming a Playboy Playmate someday.
16. The dashing Dr. Whiskers.
“Are you ready for your physical?”
17. This bumblebabe.
“Hey, it’s more original than a maid’s outfit, OK?!”
18. This hunky construction worker.
Admit that you’d actually be flattered by his CAT calls.
- The European Union is now using naval vessels in the Mediterranean to intercept boats that are smuggling refugees and migrants to Europe. ›
- Texas carried out its 11th execution of the year on Tuesday — the most of any state — putting to death an inmate who murdered a man over $8. ›
- The U.S. is investigating how a cargo ship with 33 people on board sank during Hurricane Joaquin. The ship went missing in the Caribbean last week. ›