Voluminous in red ruffles: Queen Máxima and Real Housewife of New York’s Pinot Queen, Ramona Singer.
Jumpsuit royalty: The Queen and Real Housewife of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice. (Queen Màxima is almost certainly not wearing a pantsuit, but do you want to be the person telling Teresa she’s not regal-looking?)
Queen Máxima and, drumroll please, from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Queen NeNe Leakes. (She will be the only Real Housewife, other than Ramona above, who warrants a monarchic title.)
The Queen and Real Housewife of Orange County Gretchen Rossi, in the show’s opening credits no less.
The Queen and former Real Housewife of New York, Bethenny Frankel. Everyone loves a flouncy fascinator, though obviously Màxima is too classy for a (likely Skinnygirl-branded) lollipop.
(Sadly no exciting/appropriate gifs of Lisa exist, so this wonderful Phaedra-featuring one will do.)
Queen Máxima and Vicki Gunvalson take #2. With Vicki’s European-sounding last name, they could be like, distant relatives or something. (Or not.)