1. "Hi, please give me all of your socks. No, the one I keep hidden under the bed is not sufficient."
"Yup. One more... one more... OK, that is plenty."
2. "Hey! Why do we have to wear these?! We don't see you putting these on your kids! Oh, you do? Well that sucks."
3. "Do you really need to get that close to my face? It hasn't changed since yesterday."
4. "Honestly, I'd rather be cold than deal with whatever this is."
5. "Dave? Dave. Dave! DAVE!!! Oh good, I just wanted to make sure you were still here."
6. "The things you think are fun for me are not always very fun for me."
7. "I heard a noise! I heard a noise, and I'm 95% sure it's bacon! Come find it with me! I heard a noise!"
8. "I'm sooooooo booooorrrreeeeeedddddd..."
9. "Geez, woman! Do you go up to every person you see and smother them like this? I didn't think so. I'm out of here."
10. "You're seriously watching me sleep? You realize how obviously creepy that is, right?"
11. "Nope, still not a pillow."
12. "OMG, OMG, OMG! THIS GAME WILL NEVER EVER GET OLD EVER! LETS PLAY IT FOREVER!"
13. "Can you scratch right here? Yeah, right here!"
14. "Why are you on this thing all the time? It doesn't even taste like anything."
"Go see Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues In theaters December 18 AND DON'T FORGET MY LARGE SODA!" - Baxter
