14 Things Your Dog Would Say If It Could Talk When your dog says “woof, woof, woof,” do you understand that what he’s actually saying is “I see you naked, close your door please.” It’s OK if you don’t. Not everyone has a telepathic like Ron Burgundy and his ol’ buddy ol’ pal, Baxter. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Brand Publisher 1. “Hi, please give me all of your socks. No, the one I keep hidden under the bed is not sufficient.” stream.pleated-jeans.com stream.pleated-jeans.com stream.pleated-jeans.com ID: 2032447 “Yup. One more… one more… OK, that is plenty.” stream.pleated-jeans.com stream.pleated-jeans.com stream.pleated-jeans.com ID: 2032465 2. “Hey! Why do we have to wear these?! We don’t see you putting these on your kids! Oh, you do? Well that sucks.” faunasworld-moved.tumblr.com faunasworld-moved.tumblr.com ID: 2032412 3. “Do you really need to get that close to my face? It hasn’t changed since yesterday.” View this image › giphy.com ID: 2032320 4. “Honestly, I’d rather be cold than deal with whatever this is.” View this image › gifs-for-fun.tumblr.com ID: 2033238 5. “Dave? Dave. Dave! DAVE!!! Oh good, I just wanted to make sure you were still here.” View this image › karinisaksson.tumblr.com ID: 2033629 6. “The things you think are fun for me are not always very fun for me.” View this image › littleanimalgifs.tumblr.com ID: 2032377 7. “I heard a noise! I heard a noise, and I’m 95% sure it’s bacon! Come find it with me! I heard a noise!” View this image › cheezburger.com / Via senorgif.com ID: 2033704 8. “I’m sooooooo booooorrrreeeeeedddddd…” View this image › whatthederp.tumblr.com ID: 2033573 9. “Geez, woman! Do you go up to every person you see and smother them like this? I didn’t think so. I’m out of here.” View this image › tumblr.4gifs.com ID: 2033429 10. “You’re seriously watching me sleep? You realize how obviously creepy that is, right?” View this image › so-damn-grateful.tumblr.com ID: 2033548 11. “Nope, still not a pillow.” View this image › cheezburger.com ID: 2033580 12. “OMG, OMG, OMG! THIS GAME WILL NEVER EVER GET OLD EVER! LETS PLAY IT FOREVER!” View this image › funnycutegifs.com ID: 2033514 13. “Can you scratch right here? Yeah, right here!” View this image › tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com ID: 2033658 14. “Why are you on this thing all the time? It doesn’t even taste like anything.” View this image › cheezburger.com / Via senorgif.com ID: 2033686 “Go see Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues In theaters December 18 AND DON’T FORGET MY LARGE SODA!” - Baxter View this image › Paramount Pictures ID: 2073380 View this embed › ID: 2083853 Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com! More ▾ Facebook Conversations Next On Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues› 23 Puppies Who Are Way Turnt Up Next On Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues› Let Ricky Bobby The Dachshund Zoom Into Your Heart Special Reactions Your Reaction? Sorry, but you can only react up to 3 times! Oops! It looks like you've already used that reaction on this post. REACT WITH GIF You are signed in as . I know, right? Will your friends agree? Share this Link 14 Things Your Dog Would Say If It Could Talk http://www.buzzfeed.com/anchorman2/14-things-yo... When your dog says "woof, woof, woof," do you understand that what he's actuall... Your link was successfully shared! Facebook Conversations Preview Your Response Add Your Response Text Image Video Link Title Thumbnail (Allowed HTML Tags: <a href=""> <b> <i> <em> <strong>) Title URL () Hey! This video may have privacy restrictions. Ensure that it is publicly visible to everyone. Description (Allowed HTML Tags: <a href=""> <b> <i> <em> <strong>) Title Image Link Image To (optional) Description (Allowed HTML Tags: <a href=""> <b> <i> <em> <strong>) Title Thumbnail Title Link URL Share this on Facebook (Connected as [Disconnect]) Cancel Loading... ∨ Create Full Post ∧ Create Simple Post You are signed in as Please Validate Your Email Nice Work! Thanks For Contributing! × Don't forget to share! Want to add another one? Go for it! Contributions Load More x Please enter the CAT-CHA Catcha question... Promoted Promoted by BuzzFeed Staff Tweets by @RonBurgundy Top Posts From Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues The 12 Worst Pick-Up Lines Of All Time 17 News Anchors That Are Having A Rough Day 14 Things Your Dog Would Say If It Could Talk The 11 Greatest Weathermen Of All Time 12 Righteous Reasons You Need To See "Anchorman 2"