2. Cats - 90% DNA match
Even if you identify as a "dog person," you're still 90% a "cat person." Sorry, not sorry!
4. Cows - 85% DNA match
"They won't buy the cow if you give the milk away for free" has never been more applicable.
5. Dogs - 84% DNA match
We may hump different things at different times, but what we can all agree upon is that we would rather eat real-people food than something healthy.
6. Zebrafish - 73% DNA match
The next time you smell something fishy... check yo'self before you start making accusations.
7. Platypus - 69% DNA match
Ever feel like you don't fit in? Imagine how this duck-beaked, beaver-tailed, otter-footed weirdo feels!
8. Chickens - 65% DNA match
Next time you don't want to do something and someone asks you, "What are you, a chicken?" you can confidently respond, "Well... kind of."
9. Fruit flies - 47% DNA match
You can now feel justified in wanting to swat away the hundreds of people who get in your way all day long.
10. Honey bee - 44% DNA match
A society where women have men wrapped around their finger and the men don't seem to mind... sounds familiar.
11. Roundworm - 38% DNA match
Like a parasitic worm, we all have that one friend who's a total mooch.
12. Wine grapes - 24% DNA match
OK. So obviously this isn't an animal... but think about this! The next time you feel bad about getting older, remember that like a fine wine, you only get better with age.