The Best Of Sh*t Models Say

“How to get scouted: Make sure you are young. Like, 12-16 young.” posted on

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Where's the free food and alcohol? #shitmodelssay" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23shitmodelssay">#shitmodelssay

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I'm going to a movie premiere. #shitmodelssay" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23shitmodelssay">#shitmodelssay

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This would be in response to Terry Richardson, per ShitModelsSay.

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I'm on the homepage of my agency's website. #shitmodelssay" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23shitmodelssay">#shitmodelssay

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I'm marrying royalty. @Kendra_Spears" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/Kendra_Spears">@Kendra_Spears #shitmodelssay" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23shitmodelssay">#shitmodelssay #congrats" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23congrats">#congrats

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