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The Best Of Sh*t Models Say

“How to get scouted: Make sure you are young. Like, 12-16 young.”

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Where’s the free food and alcohol? #shitmodelssay— Shit Models Say

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I'm going to a movie premiere. #shitmodelssay

— Shit Models Say (@shitamodelsays)

I’m going to a movie premiere. #shitmodelssay— Shit Models Say

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This would be in response to Terry Richardson, per ShitModelsSay.

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I'm on the homepage of my agency's website. #shitmodelssay

— Shit Models Say (@shitamodelsays)

I’m on the homepage of my agency’s website. #shitmodelssay— Shit Models Say

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I'm marrying royalty. @Kendra_Spears #shitmodelssay #congrats

— Shit Models Say (@shitamodelsays)

I’m marrying royalty. @Kendra_Spears #shitmodelssay #congrats— Shit Models Say

For more humor about the bizarre and sometimes creepy world of modeling, follow Shit Models Say on Twitter and Tumblr.

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