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The 21 Worst Fashion Trends At Coachella

Coachella: where men wear capes instead of shirts, fringe wears fringe, and shoes are terrifyingly forgotten.

1. Showing up in a full, totally random costume.

You have Santa.

2. Carrying blow-up sea creatures as accessories.

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You can imagine all the hilarious “finding Nemo” jokes this must’ve led to.

3. Carrying phallic blow-up things as accessories.

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4. Unnecessary headdresses.

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This Native American-inspired look is a perpetually terrible music festival classic.

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But animal heads are also unfortunately popular.

5. Going topless.

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6. Wristband “arm parties.”

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Even supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio couldn’t save herself from Coachella’s downward spiral of getting dressed.

7. Bathing suits and Hula-Hoops.

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I feel like there’s a rule that you can’t bring a Hula-Hoop to a music festival unless you’re wearing a bathing suit.

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8. Bathing suits as clothes.

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You have to appreciate the juxtaposition of no pants and fall ankle boots.

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Which brings us to…

9. These floral headband things.

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AnnaSophia Robb even subjected her head to one.

11. Extreme fringe.

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Coachella fringe isn’t just fringe — it’s like fringed fringe.

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12. Embellished bras as tops.

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13. Making this face at a camera.

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14. Intensely printed leggings/bodysuits.

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15. Not wearing shoes.

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Of all the places I’d most want shoes, Coachella would be one of them.

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16. Guys who wear capes instead of tops.

The cape ideal seems to be a flag.

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Speaking of flags…

17. American flag paraphernalia.

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18. Covering your mouth and wearing sunglasses.

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19. Men in feminine accessories.

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Like a cross-body purse.

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Or this entire outfit.

20. And of course, this guy.

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21. Isn’t Coachella the GREATEST?

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