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If you think you don't know Zuhair Murad, think again. He's the man responsible for this jumpsuit:
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Along with this alleged dress:
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And maybe most importantly, this nip — er, dress:
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Grecian on performance enhancing drugs?
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Graphing paper-inspired jumpsuit?
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There's also the "look at my thong panties" special.
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Or the "wrought iron gate" look.
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I'm especially fond of his curtain-sized sleeves.
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And flare for mixing patterns.
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Or maybe they'd prefer to look naked but still expensive in this:
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And possibly, if they're feeling really wild, they'd like to hide their boobs in this blousey thing.
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They've never been especially conservative dressers, but attention must be brought to these astounding cape/coat things.
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And then there's my personal favorite, the golden goose:
