Dad Jeans, Manny Packs, And Pink Manties Storm The Men's Runways In Milan

    Thighs bulged, murses proliferated, and floral prints positively flourished on the runways at the latest Milan Men's Fashion Week shows. Let's take a look at the highlights!

    First up: DAD DENIM!

    Calvin is also making (or, trying to make) the dad denim jacket happen.

    Versace offered another unexpected denim option.

    Frankie Morello is sticking to dark jeans.

    Flirty neck scarves jazzed up spring's festive suits.

    Roberto Cavalli offered a more seductive version.

    Roccobarocco's neck scarves were pure prep.

    When tops were too delicate for neck scarves, a sweater made do.

    Printed blazers also made a statement.

    Etro went bohemian.

    Canali offered a structured upgrade to your Lily Pulitzer.

    Here it is in manly purple.

    Etro tops an effortless empire waist top with a coordinating blazer.

    Cavali played with tiger stripes and jewel tones.

    And a digitalized splatter paint effect.

    Frankie Morello used casette tape imagery.

    John Varvatos kept it simple with pinstripes.

    Etro also delivered a muted gold printed jacket.

    Tops also came in fun shapes, patterns, and colors. Take this knitted tee with extra boxy sleeves by Z Zenga.

    Or this metallic gold tank top by Frankie Morello.

    On otherwise plain shiny blue suit gets an upgrade with this butch blue floral blouse.

    Gucci also showed a plant-inspired blue-printed blouse.

    Blue floral tops are clearly a trend — here it is again at Calvin Klein.

    And here's another dizzying spectacle from the Cavalli runway.

    Dolce & Gabbana explored three-quarter length sleeves.

    Vivienne Westwood sent mixed men's prints down the runway.

    Vivienne Westwood's tee may have been the fruitiest of all.

    Burberry Prorsum paired a printed sheer blouse with shiny pink cigarette pants.

    Ferragamo also went with mixed prints.

    But the most fun top of all belonged to Emporio Armani.

    For men ready to graduate from printed tops, but not quite ready to go for all over prints, Gucci offered a couple pairs of printed pants.

    And it wouldn't be Men's Fashion Week without a few dresses, like this Moncler Gamme Bleu one.

    Also from Moncler Gamme Bleu: a white dress thing that looks like a fence.

    Vivienne Westwood's man dress gave audiences the heavage they were craving.

    Versace did a sparkly sheer Gladiator dress.

    Here's a less sheer, but more risque man dress by Versace.

    The truly adventurous dressers have no shortage of fully printed looks to choose from.

    Etro has the perfect outfit for an early morning coffee run in a chic summer vacation destination.

    Roccobarocco's pink printed jacket, shorts, and sneakers will take you from the pool to the gym to the foam party.

    Oh and look at this from Trussardi!

    This Vivienne Westwood set is ideal for Fourth of July parties.

    Versace showed a black-and-white gingham shorts suit.

    Versace also mixed prints.

    Robes did not go unnoticed.

    Vivienne Westwood also played with loungewear as daywear.

    But really, man bags (commonly referred to as murses) were the accessory du jour.

    Canali made its murse masculine with canvas and leather fabrics

    Gucci's models wore their man satchels across the body.

    Prada's murses were daintier.

    But the most innovative bag style so far? The manny pack.

    See how it cleverly attaches to any old belt?

    Trussardi also makes a full around-the-waist style.

    Versace played with harnesses.

    It's really the James Bond of wallet-carrying.

    A couple of labels cast novelty models, like Dolce & Gabbana.

    Philipp Plein cast Ed Westwick.

    But everyone knows the real reason you clicked into this post...

    Shirtless hotties!

    And another ensemble of pecs at Frankie Morello.

    A lone ranger at Vivienne Westwood.

    And a nipple-less tease at Versace.

    A bellybutton-less tease also at Versace.

    An eight pack troublingly concealed by another huge Versace belt corset thing.

    A leopard helmet and tattoos at Philipp Plein.

    Dolce & Gabbana failed to disappoint fans.

    But the best, most unexpected, skin-flaunting look of the whole weekend of shows was this pink one by Versace.