Cats Act Out John Galliano’s Retelling Of His Epic Scandal

Galliano gave the exclusive post-“I love Hitler” interview to Vanity Fair. At long last, the internet’s most talented cats are able to act out the story through his words.

1. “[I]t sounds a bit bizarre, but I am so grateful for what did happen. I have learned so much about myself. I have re-discovered that little boy who had the hunger to create, which I think I had lost. I am alive.”

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2. “I lived in a bubble. I would be backstage and there would be a queue of five people to help me. One person would have a cigarette for me. The next person would have the lighter. “

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3. “I did not know how to use the A.T.M.”

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4. “Not having washed (after losing days to drinking), I’d be covered in sores and humiliated.”

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5. “I had the tremors. I wouldn’t sleep for five days. I would go to bookstores and get some self-help books, but I was in denial. I’d throw myself back into the gym. I’d be careful about what I ate. And, of course, the whole cycle would start again.”

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6. “My assistant told me about the video. When I saw it, I threw up. The feeling was like I was about to take a step out onto the street and a bus or truck whooshed past me and the blood was drained from my legs. I was paralyzed from the fear.”

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7. “(Bill Gayten, acting creative director of the Galliano label) said, ‘Do you realize what you’ve fucking done?’… and I said, ‘Kind of.’ But I still didn’t…and those were the last words we shared. That’s someone I’ve known for 30 years.”

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8. “Creating (Kate Moss’s) wedding dress saved me personally because it was my creative rehab. She dared me to be me again.”

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And finally, isn’t this Annie Leibovitz portrait something?

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Why, yes. Yes it is.

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Read the full interview in the July interview of Vanity Fair and access a preview of the article online.

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