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Apparently there was some sort of Americana theme.
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This is probably the wrong pose.
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Some looks felt awkwardly "too soon."
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Bedazzled candy canes made for "wings."
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The only thing more perplexing than the front of this one...
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The diamond bra is supposed to be the showpiece of the whole event.
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Rihanna serenaded the allegedly underwear-themed festivities.
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Of course, she did her best to play up the sexual tension any men watching the show, in their most stereotypical moments, might wish for.
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This photo just about sums up the awkwardness of all of this.
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Looks like we'll have to wait for the show to air on TV to see if he rode around in the "bike" basket as part of his routine.
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If he's almost as tall as the models when they're wearing heels, does that mean he's all grown up now?
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Rihanna was much more modest about the finale.
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Of course the girls wore kids' toys when Bieber performed...
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...while Bieber was dressed like Karl Lagerfeld.
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Many of the outfits on the runway were ornate in entirely new ways.
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Some just looked like "Gypsy Wedding" dresses with the front removed.
Rihanna managed to wear the world's most perfect outfit to the after-party.
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The show may also have been looking ahead to St. Patrick's Day.
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Is she wearing...a round bed?
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Making sense is for losers.
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Some of the most dramatic wings were made of actual feathers.
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But many still were made of carnival detritus.
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And there were glitter bras that had the truly remarkable effect of making boobs look five times their natural size.
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The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is one of the best jobs a model can land these days.
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Fascinators had a few big moments on the runway.
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Magic hovering pom-poms, anyone?
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Side vagina: It's a thing!
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Or maybe Adriana Lima is bidding those service people adieu.
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Poodle-esque weirdness aside, who else is jealous of her glitter Hula-Hoop?
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Lights, balloons, throw them some cupcakes!!!!
