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The show took place in Scotland's Linlithgow Palace.
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Bagpipers serenaded the show.
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Trashcans full of fire book-ended the spectacle.
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Chanel also provided guests with some really gorgeous porta potties.
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The show itself was very, I don't know, Etsy?
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Before I get into fashion rules, I must note that if Chanel gets one thing, it's that cherubic 4-year-old children look fabulous in kilts.
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Fashion Rule 1: Can't decide between your sheer grandma sweater and plaid scarf?
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Rule 2: Don't forget the tiny purse for your chewing gum.
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Rule 2a: If you're a man, rule 2 can evidently apply to you as well.
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Rule 3: Engorge your sleeves and add sparkles to the neckline for a look that says "evening glamour."
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Rule 3a: Need to tone it down for daytime? Add flare with a crisp white pussy bow that appears to be on steroids.
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Rule 4: Wear as many scarves at a time as you possibly can.
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Rule 5: Make sure your colors are muted and dull at all times.
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Rule 6: Try pairing your floral grandma sweater with leather pants.
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Rule 7: If you're a man, wear a plain white Hanes-style tee under approximately 28 knitted Chanel items.
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Rule 8: Stretch your olive argyle sweater to your ankles.
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Rule 9: Make sure your gloves are shinier than the jewelry in your conehead-shaped hair.
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Rule 10: If you leave the house and realize your purse doesn't have any homemade-looking pom poms on it, go back inside and glue on some cat toys.
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Rule 11: Thick, plaid, wool bloomers do qualify as bottoms.
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Rule 12: These sleeves.
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Rule 13: Even a great floor-length sheath with nice clean lines should be worn with a bunch of kitschy accessories.
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Rule 14: If your grandma sweater doesn't show from within your dramatic coat, wear a big dramatic grandma scarf outside it.
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Rule 15: If you can't afford Chanel, just get the same look at Anthropologie.
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Rule 16: Look like a bird.
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Rule 17: Make all your clothes out of blankets from someone's country house.
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Rule 18: Hide nipping when it's cold out with this frippery.
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Rule 19: Tie a belt around the bottom of your coat. Like a straight jacket.