23 Reasons Leggings Are The Worst
Was there ever a more confusing and confused item of clothing? I think not.
These are “Napoleon Bonaparte” leggings.
3. Cat faces just look stupid on them.
Sweaters don’t share this problem.
4. They’re poor contenders for embellishment.
6. They don’t ever look as good with tunic tops as they’re supposed to.
8. You will look awkwardly pantsless if you wear them in “nude.”
9. They don’t fit properly into any one clothing category.
Not “activewear,” not “bottoms,” and certainly not “pants.”
10. A lot of women do yoga in them without realizing they’re completely see-through when they bend over for downward dog.
11. They lead to ingrown hairs.
Especially if you are going a week at a time without shaving your legs in the winter.
12. The Kardashians have ruined them forever by putting them in their Sears “Kollection.”
13. They even make beautiful actresses like Anne Hathaway look terrible.
Cropped leggings are even worse offenders than long leggings.
18. And “moose knuckle.”
20. If you try to resell used ones on eBay you’ll look like the biggest creep.
22. They look even worse in shiny fabrics.
These “beer leggings” from Black Milk don’t even look flattering on this super-skinny model. It’s hard to imagine the plight they’d bring to normal people with more than three ounces of body fat.
23. And lastly, leggings are the worst because “liquid leggings” are indisputably the most annoying item of clothing to become popular so far this century.
The fashion industry has convinced us that they look good on anyone when, in FACT, they look good on just about no one.
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idkidonthaveausernamelol5 a week agoyeah, um. none of these arguments are valid, and you just BARELY defend your point. plus no one gives a crap about your opinion.
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gleng3 4 weeks agoI just ordered four new pairs of leggings this morning. I already wear black leggings, and, yes, jeggings, as pants! I love my jeggings. Oh, and I’m plus size. So, writer, I know you hate my fashion decisions with a burning passion, but your article made me even more excited to wear my new leggings, because leggings are the bomb. <3 And when I’m rich, I will buy some Black Milk leggings and wear them everywhere. As pants. Because leggings are pants.
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shoesarelove 3 months ago
Leggings are not pants! As long as you wear them with a top that, at a minimum, covers your butt, most people look just fine in them. Some of these pictures are horrendous. Others look great. Clearly it’s all a matter of opinion, but being pregnant, I find them to be a necessity for comfort. Of course, I only wear them with tunic tops and dresses.
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carabellas 3 months agoThese girls all looked awesome and I like looking awkwardly nude. Suck it buzz.
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theresacaltons 3 months agoIf they are worn with a longer top, they are very warm and perfect for boots. They should be understated with print… hell I ware them to bed to keep my legs warm!
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Quira Cortei 3 months agoVictoria Beckham looked PHENOM in her leggings, it went with her ensemble. Clearly you haven’t been styled to wear leggings, hmm? When worn/styled right they look fantastic. Now go write an article on those stupid drop crotch pants people like Justin Bieber are wearing. THAT deserves an article b/c they are TERRIBLE!
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magdalenae 3 months agoI wonder if a fat ugly woman wrote this because she was all butthurt that someone told her that leggings looked horrible on her.
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stephanies49 3 months agoLeggings were hideous and unflattering on EVERY body 20 years ago when they were first all the rage. The only people who wear them now, because they’re inexplicably back in style, are those who are too young to remember how awful they were back then.
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