Has melted chocolate ever looked as unappetizing as when it’s coating a naked woman’s entire head?
Or is it grosser to imagine eating a piece of Karl Lagerfeld’s chocolate sculpture of his guy Friday, male model Baptiste Giabiconi? I’m really torn on this one.
3. The Cheeseburger
At least this is a clever way to shove eight beef patties into one burger.
As if the meat dress and matching shoes weren’t enough, Gaga had to go and wear this Tarzan costume made entirely of beef for the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan.
No matter how attractive any man is, he should NOT wear ravioli boxer briefs.
8. Or, Italian food, generally.
Fashion editors have a real thing for making food from this part of the world look disgusting.
9. Obscure Mushrooms
Well, these probably wouldn’t look THAT delicious not in dress form, but looking at this does make me want to eat them a little bit less.
Why do I get the feeling that Chanel serves the driest, lowest sodium popcorn ever? The only bags they need to be making are quilted ones.
14. Bread Pudding
Judging by the “price” on this magazine being “1 lb of cheese” we can safely assume it’s a photoshopped fake. But also an utterly genius commentary on the fashion world’s obsession with serving comfort food at parties (which, yes, is a real obsession — Anna Wintour loves to serve chicken pot pie and stuff like that to party guests).
18. Fro Yo
If you are next to Katy Perry right now MAKE HER COVER HER EYES AND KEEP SCROLLING!