Tragic rave look 1: this person.
Chicer alternative: La Roux's cool trench and minimalist wrist jewelry.
Tragic rave look 2: bras decorated with daisies.
Tragic rave look 3: glitter bras as tops (see right).
Tragic rave look 4: full underwear as clothing *with fishnets*.
Tragic rave look 5: Underwear as clothing with white platform boots and penises growing from ears.
Chicer alternative: Dressing like a robot.
Tragic rave look 5: a T-shirt that hints both at your drug use and sex life.
Chicer alternative: T-shirts with models on them.
Tragic rave look 6: this Native American headdress.
Tragic rave look 7: flag-print Deadmau5 head.
Chicer alternative: an interesting shiny ornamental head piece.
Tragic rave look 8: looking like a stuffed giraffe.
Tragic rave look 9: neon tutu with goatee, wearable hydration system, and suspenders.
Tragic rave look 10: arm parties.
Tragic rave look 11: mask parties.
Tragic rave look 12: all-over parties.
And here's La Roux again, just to give you your eyes back.