12 Groundbreaking New “Fashions For Men”

Yoko Ono designed a a collection of men’s clothes for the holiday shopping season.

1. Mesh Cut-out Shirt - $145

Finally, something that will really breathe under your heavy winter coat.

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2. Pair with “Hand Trousers” - $335

These also come in pink, which is great because black and white are really tame in terms of color palettes for pants.

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4. Bell Board - $400

Copy reads: “Transparent chest plaque with bells and leather neck strap | Writing reads, “RING FOR YOUR MOMMY PIECE y.o. 69-12.”

Style over a tank for a more conservative look.

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6. Cutout Jacket - $465

Finally a blazer that lets you flaunt your lack of love handles! Perfect for the holiday season when everyone bloats and that’s even more unusual.

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8. Complete the look with the matching “Conservative Pants” - $255

Make sure your butt gets the attention it deserves.

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9. Jock Strap - $200

The description reads: “Jock strap with LED light at front | Elastic straps | Front padding.”

Bad news about this one: it’s one size only and the elastic waistband only measures 24 inches around. Fashion, so fat-shame-y sometimes.

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10. Light Bulb Bra - $250

“Bandeau bra with LED lights at front | Adjustable hook closure.” This one is also one size (about a 34 AA from the sound of the measurements) so thank GOD for adjustable hooks if you happen to be, say, a 36.

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11. If you’re on a budget, try the “Butt Hoodie” - $75

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12. Or just get the “Butt Poster” - $25

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And find many more holiday gift ideas for the men in your life where these came from at Opening Ceremony.