Anthony Vaccarello is the man responsible for slits in clothes that defy all logic and perhaps sanity.
The gowns seem to work by having lots of strategic elastic bands and underwear-like structures within. So Anja Rubik can go out and show her hip bone but not anything... southeast of that.
He also dressed J. Lo in this wackiness for the Grammys.
It carries the dubiously honorable distinction of looking at once incredibly comfortable and incredibly dangerous, both in the "is she going to flash us?" and "is she going to trip and eat it?" departments.
Overall, Vaccarello has a distinct, sexy, very cool aesthetic as a designer, producing the kinds of things every woman wants but pretty much no one with a semblance of a normal life can wear.
1. Take this dress. So hot that every woman wants it — but obviously no one can wear it.
2. And this shirt made of washers worn under this blazer is completely amazing and sexy right?
3. And how fabulous is this?
4. More stunningly cool asymmetry.
5. Even this — so cool! High maintenance yet casual at the same time
6. This is like the best bathing suit cover-up ever made.
7. This seems easier — not see-through, decent hemline... Can we wear it?
8. Not really.
9. And this is just about the perfect asymmetrical coat/dress — what is this exactly?
10. Even this looks wearable — but don't let it deceive you.
11. And this is just wonderful.
