and now he’s posting photos of the alleged victim and telling everyone where she works. YIKES

Benjamin Franklin D. Roosevelt killed me

I drove in from Ohio and I was really surprised at the lack of trash cans. Especially for a huge event like inauguration, you would think they’d be on every corner…

i love her so much it hurts

I’m from Akron and go to Ohio State and THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS. Crying tears of happiness right now

If that’s a veiled criticism about Arrested Development, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it

my brain knows those are most likely corduroys but my heart wants so desperately for them to be pajama jeans

god NASCAR is so weird

Yeah, you really went out of your way to find the most unflattering screencap possible…

The bio says it’s the account Christie is using just for the RNC, so that must be why

he is the absolute most perfect man i’ve ever seen. like my crush has been steadily reaching belieber-level intensity this season

Ok this is obviously very terrible news, but I think we should be focusing more on how much he looks like John Travolta in the 2nd to last picture. WTF

Forever Man - Eric Clapton (I had forgotten how much I loved this song until now!)

@cool_pond is one of my absolute favorite follows. he/she/it is the best

Yeah, really had no idea the dancing old guy could get any creepier but here we are

I’m a snarky bitch too and I think this post completely changed my mind about him! Seems like a cool, polite guy