A gundam is not a superhero. A gundam is an enormous robot operable by a human.

Goddamnit, Florida. As soon as I saw the headline, I knew it had to be from my homestate

My thoughts exactly

What about Mae West's most famous line? “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?”

At least they don't have livejournal anymore to elaborate on their “problems”

Jane Eyre is not sexy. She is constantly told that she is not even pretty and is completely plain-looking.

This word should not be made illegal (it would be an impossible feat) but limitations should be placed on its usage: like. I had a teacher in high school who would take points off your presentation every time you used like unnecessarily.

Kate Middleton's hat looks like it would be delicious rolled up with nutella and banana