I would like to marry #9, pls.
I would like to marry #9, pls.
Is it just me or do some of these look kind of disgusting? Especially #3.
#1 made me laugh so freaking hard. Nailed it.
“Perry writes her own music”.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you’d be shocked to see how many people it takes to write a KP song (you can see who writes her songs via the ASCAP title search function). California Gurls alone has a whopping eight writers. EIGHT!
Had it. Complete with a license plate that had my name airbrushed on it. I was a brat. :/
Seriously! As if conservatives aren’t also doing immoral things? It’s thoroughly ignorant to state that ALL liberals and/or people with progressive views are somehow immoral or corrupt. Such ignorance is truly our society’s biggest downfall.
#7 IS AN AMERICAN TREASURE, DAMNIT!
#20 STORY OF MY LIFE.
#6 lololol Reminds me of my dad’s personal motto: “The further away you are, the more I love you.”
#25 is definitely something my dad would do. My dad calls himself Scene Dad (because he has seriously awesome “scene hair”). I think he could be Dubstep Dad’s new bff.
Thank you for this, Buzzfeed. <3
I took this photo of my kitty, Tate, using my iPhone sometime last summer. LOOK AT THAT FACE!
Oh dear God, why have I never seen this before?!?!
He’s so funny & charming.
Are these fake? Please tell me these are fake/a joke.
I mean, Ms.Handler may have a point. I was a virgin until I was 22 and no guy stayed longer than a few weeks. Good for Taylor if she doesn’t put out right away or at all. It’s rare these days.
Looks like he’ll spend his life “pumping iron, bro!” and butt chugging with his frat brothers. He’s so stupid, my God.
I may or may not be drooling on myself. Don’t judge me!
#12 is in my city and TOTALLY a lie. 79% my arse.
It looks like she ate all of the cookies. :-( Why is she even a thing? I really wish society would stop glamorizing obesity. It’s truly sad that that little girl is already so overweight. Not because it looks bad, but because she will suffer so many health problems down the line. Her parents should spend a little less time exploiting her for a payday and a little more time, I don’t know, being good parents and helping her be healthy?! Just a thought.
I don’t get why chicks are so obsessed with this guy?
This post makes me feel so very old. It also makes me that much more grateful for all of the technology that is at our fingertips these days!
Exactly what I was thinking! Of course, I’m sure they are both by Rolex, he can’t even actually tell the time on them and only wears them to flaunt his wealth.
Holy hell, there’s so much hotness.
MY BRAIN. IT BROKE MY BRAIN.
Andrew McMahon has more talent in his pinky than most of today’s Top 40 “artists” have combined. I remember seeing Something Corporate for the first time when I was 16 and, as a musician myself, it changed my life. I have seen them and Jack’s Mannequin a ton over the years, and I never tire of seeing Andrew doing his thing because it’s just so beautiful. He is truly an inspiration!
Cracking up at the part about Sheetz because that’s all I was thinking about the entire post!
Lil Bub is magical!
Hey NASA Mohawk Guy….HOLLA. ;-)
#21 Ok, first of all….I like how he refers to the bowl as “the thing”. Secondly, WHO MAKES RICE A RONI IN THE MICROWAVE?!
#16 It really was Americana though. Also, HAHAHA Gap Dream.
Dear Buzzfeed, thank you for this post. <3
Holy crap! That’s my brother in the background in #3. Haha
It really is a terrible show.
I’ve always found her oddly hot. This makes me like her more.
I actually really like this show!
If there were an award for “Most Ignorant Comment”, you’d win it. Congratulations!
#9 WHY? Just….WHY?!