1.
For when he posts a pic with his new girl:
2.
For when you remember that embarrassing thing you did five years ago and die a little inside:
3.
For when you're at the bar waaaaay too late on a Monday:
4.
For when you can't believe they forgot to invite you to brunch:
5.
For when he doesn't text you back for like, hours:
6.
For when you wake up hungover and not at your own home:
7.
For when you check your bank account before the weekend:
8.
For when you're closing out the store but eight customers walk in to "just browse":
9.
When you eat cereal out of a mug because you don't have any clean dishes or real food to eat but you accept that this is your life:
10.
For when you run into your ex at your favorite bar:
11.
For when everything reminds you of him:
12.
For when your friend cancels on you for the 8 zillionth time:
13.
When your whole wardrobe is shades of black and you like it that way:
14.
For when you get in shape and are super proud but everyone keeps asking if it's your hair that's different:
15.
For when you log in and realize someone reported your totally tame Instagram post:
16.
For when your thumb gets tired from swiping left:
17.
For when that one friend wants to pay less at dinner because their entrée was $2 cheaper:
18.
For when you re-activate your dating profile and instantly regret it:
19.
For when you come home and discover that your roommate ate your leftovers:
20.
And for when a stranger on the street tells you to smile:
