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If you know any riding enthusiasts, you already know they're the LAZIEST people on the planet.
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I mean, she's just sitting on a moving La-Z-Boy here.
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And she's essentially riding a boogie board in a lap pool.
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NOT IMPRESSED, PEOPLE.
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Not to mention they're completely unbalanced.
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And they're the worst type of friend you can imagine.
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They just don't care about anyone but themselves.
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Riders know nothing about commitment.
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They just bail as soon as there's a problem.
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And, despite what you might think, their spirits are the LEAST FREE.
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SO uptight, these people.
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Plus, they're never up for a challenge.
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GROW A BACKBONE, PEOPLE.
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And did I mention that they're THE LEAST patient humans on the planet?
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Seriously. Stop RUSHING everyone when they just need a minute.
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In other news: They're TOTAL crybabies.
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One tiny thing goes wrong and they just GIVE UP.
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They're just the worst.
