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First things first: slapping a big, chunky bejeweled face mask on Kim.
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And then pinch her nose, because, ha ha , she'll never know who!
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Throw some more jewelry on there. Why not?
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Then have Karl shoot her, even though at this point it might as well be a body double with a pillow strapped around their waist.
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OK, mask off! Kim needs to be able to breathe, you see.
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And time for some high fives, because everything looks good so far.
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Oh, and Kris Jenner pops in. Because of course she does.
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Anyway, there's no time to chat/shamelessly network/try to convince Karl to "kameo" on Keeping Up With The Kardashians . Kim has more posing to do.
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This time the camera is sideways for a moment, which is a crazy fashion thing to do.
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Now she has some big fake teeth, I think.
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Anyway, that's enough. Air kisses!
Enjoy the full behind-the-scenes video on YouTube ; see more photos from the CR Fashion Book shoot here .