And This Is What Gisele’s Body Looks Like Two Months After Giving Birth

Commence shame spiral.

Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

Shot by Mario Testino, Gisele covers the June issue of Brazilian Vogue. The magazine then employed a nine year-old to add cover lines in MS Paint.

2. Gisele gave birth to her second child — a daughter, Vivian Lake — in December 2012. These photos were taken two months later.

Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

3. In other words, this is Gisele’s body two months post-pregnancy.

Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

4. A mere eight weeks after giving birth.

Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

5. This is what her body looks like. Are you getting this?

Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

6. Twice as nice.

Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

And by nice, I mean perfection.

7. And this is how everyone else feels right now:

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