2.Anna Dello Russo is carrying enough quarters* in her clutch to keep the amFAR jukebox playing flamenco music all night. Try and play some Europop instead, just try it.
3.Karlie Kloss.
4.Selita Ebanks and her side-boob.
5.Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
6.In a more interesting all-white look, Chanel Iman.
7.And in the best possible all-white look, Janet Jackson. Because of these oddly-tailored pants, whatever they are.
8.River Viiperi & Paris Hilton.
9.Look at how IN LOVE they are. Or just look at this glitzy, tufty mess of an ice skating costume with a sheer skirt tacked on.
10.Similarly, Joan Smalls is wearing a carabiner belt. And it looks much less ridiculous than her sheer skirt.
11.Ginny Weasley was there!
12.Girls Aloud singer Nicola Roberts.
13.Duran Duran.
14.Speaking of, here's Cavalli.
15.Ok what is it with male musicians and inappropriate footwear? Shame on you, Hot Chelle Rae guy second from the left.
16.Kat Graham, never missing an opportunity to take dressing up a step too far.
17.Aishwarya Rai Bachchan.
18.Liberty Ross.
19.A small gaggle of models: Dalianah Arekion, Stephanie van der Laan and Soo Joo Park.
20.And one more model trio: Danny Beauchamp, Angela Lindvall and Jacey Elthalion.
21.Rosario "Jolie Leg" Dawson.
22.Stacy Keibler.
23.Audrey Tautou.
24.Giovanna Battalgia is Cannes glamour personified.
25.Whereas Ulyana Sergeenko looks like a cross between the wardrobe of Downton's Lady Mary and one of her maids.
26.Andres Velencoso & Kylie Minogue.
27.Heidi Klum in a shower curtain.
28.And now a series of models in dresses with cut-outs: Isabeli Fontana.
29.Karolina Kurkova with her best "come at me, bro" pose.
30.And Ana Beatriz Barros. Not technically a cut-out, but half of her skirt is clearly missing.
31.Followed by a series of models in mostly sheer dresses: Petra Nemcova.
32.Izabel Goulart.
33.And possibly Magda Laguinge because who even knows what's going on here.
34.Zhang Yuqi.
35.Jeremy Irvine & Ellie Goulding, who were later admitted to hospital with mercury poisoning.
36.Here's a dapper man: Jon Kortajarena.
37.And here's Zachary Quinto, whose otherwise dapper-ness I refuse to consider until this bad case of stubble is explained.
38.Dita Von Teese.
39.Alessandra Ambrosio looking like a very classy lingerie meringue.
40.Milla Jovovich also looks like a meringue. But one covered in edible silver leaf.
41.Lara Lieto & Adrien Brody.
42.Johannes Huebl & Olivia Palermo.
43.And Olga Sorokina, who's clearly livid that someone wore more animal print than her. This is Cannes, Olga, what did you expect?
44.Bianca Balti.
45.Victoria Silvstedt is tired of this.
46.Jessica Chastain is also tired. You can see it in her eyes. (And her "didn't even bother" loosely-curled hair.)
47.Whereas Dylan McDermott is thrilled to be here, clearly.
48.Carine Roitfeld, in a high-waisted skirt with an elasticated waistband. How about that?
49.And her daughter Julia Restoin Roitfeld, in a much more conventional red carpet look.
50.Toni Garrn, her visible undergarments & this guy in shades.
51.Peter Dundas & Lily Donaldson, the latter showing off a much better way to wear bright red.
52.Jessica Hart.
53.And Goldie Hawn, clearly having more fun than anyone else in attendance.
