Hallo, chap! You often find yourself in the soup, but you always find the pluck (or the valet) to rescue the situation. Don’t worry that you’re not the sharpest tool, because you always drink fully from the cup of life. What ho, Bertie, what ho!
You are the quintessential gentleman’s personal gentleman — always shimmering into a room with the solution to a tough nut. You are well read, well bred and look good in a uniform. What ho, Jeeves, what ho!
You’re the shy, studious type. With a touch of the good stuff, though, you can be quite the orator. If you don’t already love newts, you’re probably the kind of person who would love newts. What ho, Gussie, what ho!
Sure, most aunts have a bit of the cloven hoof, but you’re different. You’re plucky and resourceful and (almost) always ready with a friendly quip. What ho, Dahlia, what ho!
You’re a lovesick loon, always having your head turned by the latest pretty young thing. Some might think you flighty, but you’re just a hopeless romantic, alas! What ho, Bingo, what ho!
You’re a bit of a troublemaker, but also a damned exciting character to have around. Never mind that tact isn’t your m.o., life’s too short for all that. Embrace your sassy inner Glossop and go forth. What ho, Tuppy, what ho!