This is Jeffrey Ross Hyman, aka Joey Ramone. He was a rock star. But he was also super relatable.
1. Like maybe you’d like to think you look cool and badass, but you know you’re ultimately a doofus.
2. With a refined goofy side.
3. You can also be sensitive and sorta shy.
We feel you, Joey.
5. Maybe ‘cause one of your friends stole your girlfriend?
Not cool, Johnny.
7. You’re a t-shirt and jeans person. Always.
9. And hang out with your friends.
10. It might be awkward-looking fun, but still.
11. Most of your actions scream, “I’m not 100% comfortable in my own skin, but hellllllo there, let’s give it a shot.”
13. And secretly like being the center of attention sometimes.
15. And confusing.
I mean, what do you even do with this thing?