1. When he played Xbox in satin pajamas.
2. When he scored the world's only overhead backheel goal.
Another angle because WHAT ON EARTH?
3. When he proved that his ability to score karate kick goals was not a fluke.
4. When his attempted Ronaldinho impression didn't come off and he handled it with huggy aplomb.
5. When he casually hung out with Novak Djokovic.
6. When he thwacked it 72.6 miles per hour into the top corner.
7. When he bought everyone on the Swedish national team custom Xbox Ones.
8. When he got genuinely mad at this flame ball for trying to steal his shine.
9. When he redefined sports fashion.
Zlat ass.
10. When he gave his wife the most Zlatan birthday present ever.
11. When he won Swedish Footballer of the Year for the seventh year in a row.
12. When the Zlamp* was born.
13. When he said what we were all thinking.
14. When his autobiography I Am Zlatan came out and minds were melted.
15. When he showed his parenting skills courtside at a Federer-Djokovic match.
16. When Le Zlatan burger debuted in Paris.
View this video on YouTube
Actual quote from actual Le Zlatan consumer:
"It is a really good burger but my stomach is too small for it so I have just understood what to be 'Zlataned' means after having tried to eat this burger: I have been knocked out."
Perfect.