Pikachu Was Actually The Worst Pokémon Ever

    Because nobody's favorite was Pokémon Yellow.

    Aww. Look at Pikachu.

    Look how cute it is.

    I bet Pikachu is super warm and fuzzy.

    And just so full of love.

    You'd think that right?

    But you're wrong. Pikachu was always kind of an asshole.

    Don't play dumb. I got receipts.

    Behind those soulless black eyes lied a monster.

    Who was stubborn and arrogant.

    And needy AF.

    If Pikachu wasn't always getting kidnapped, it was just leaving.

    Pikachu was lazy.

    Pikachu did whatever Pikachu wanted to do.

    It wasn't dependable.

    And Pikachu couldn't be trusted.

    Because Pikachu had no chill.

    But it wasn't even that powerful.

    When Pikachu did fight, it fought cheap.

    And above all, Pikachu refused to grow up and change its ways.

    But in truth, this is all likely the result of Ash just being a really bad trainer.

    So maybe they were perfect for each other.