I bet Pikachu is super warm and fuzzy.
And just so full of love.
But you're wrong. Pikachu was always kind of an asshole.
Don't play dumb. I got receipts.
Behind those soulless black eyes lied a monster.
Who was stubborn and arrogant.
If Pikachu wasn't always getting kidnapped, it was just leaving.
Pikachu did whatever Pikachu wanted to do.
And Pikachu couldn't be trusted.
Because Pikachu had no chill.
But it wasn't even that powerful.
When Pikachu did fight, it fought cheap.
And above all, Pikachu refused to grow up and change its ways.
But in truth, this is all likely the result of Ash just being a really bad trainer.
So maybe they were perfect for each other.