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“My love life has just been a constant state of Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung lately."

Which Absurdly Long German Word Describes Your Love Life?

"Freundschaftbeziehungen" literally translates to "friendship relationships." When you're in a relationship, you and your partner are in it for the long-term, which means you're both committed to each other's needs. Yeah, sometimes it might mean some days are a bit more boring than others, but it's worth it for those days where you truly vibe.

Freundschaftbeziehungen

A "Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister" is a "district chimney sweeper master," which means you like it dirty. You are the master of getting yourself dirty and cleaning up messes — romantically and sexually. Cherish that for all that it means.

Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister

Ahhh, "schadenfreude," or "the pleasure derived from someone else's misfortunes." It's not the longest word, but it is one of the best. Sadly, since you ended up here, it means that relationships just haven't been the best for you lately. You've been in and out of love, jilted and jaded. But (because there's always a silver lining!), you'll eventually warm back up to love, and risk trying again in the crazy game of romance.

Schadenfreude

"Zusammengehörigkeitsgefühl" means something akin to "togetherness" or "communal spirit," which is fitting for you because you're a passionate partner. You always find a way to click with your partner in ways you'd never thought possible and you end up always having the time of your lives. To your friends, you are #goals.

Zusammengehörigkeitsgefühl

"Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung" means a "speed limit" of sorts. This fits nicely with you because you're either just starting a relationship right now or tend to be a more sensitive, careful person when you are in one. You care a lot about figuring your partner out and not jumping the gun because, truthfully, dating can be scary. Maybe it's because you've been in some bad relationships, or maybe you're really just new to the whole dating game. Either way, you're okay with establishing a few rules and guidelines to see what you're most comfortable with. Respect.

Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung

"Doppelkupplungsgetriebe" translates to "double clutch gear," which is appropriate given your current full-throttle, can't-stop-won't-stop approach to romance. Some might call you thirsty, but you just know what you want — either the person you've been dating recently or someone else entirely — and nothing's going to stop you from getting that ish.

Doppelkupplungsgetriebe

"Löschwassereinspeisung" literally translates to "extinguishing water supply," or a fire hydrant, or your love life at the moment. Let's call it what it is: you don't have much going on. While it may feel devastating right now, especially when your friends seem to be coupling up like crazy, just know you aren't alone.

Löschwassereinspeisung

"Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung" means "third-party vehicle insurance," and — let's face it — you need could use some insurance on your love life at the moment. You're a little bit of a mess when it comes to romance. Maybe that guy or girl you're dating really isn't the right person for you after you broke up with them the fourth time? What do we know though? Just take care of yourself and those emotions, and let your "love insurance" be the family and friends who do love you, and unconditionally.

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Which Absurdly Long German Word Describes Your Love Life?

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