Here it is then. "The Song".
We have a young lady digging through some old records...
...and finding something her grandmother did many years ago.
So with a little help from a certain electronics company...
...she makes a Christmas gift.
If you're not welling up by this point, you're made of fairly stern stuff.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you take your customers on a one-way ride to Feelstown.
Take that, Sainsbury's.