Geeky·Posted on Aug 6, 201516 Times Harry Potter's Life Had No ChillHe had a comical lack of talent for catching a break.by Alanna BennettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When a bird fucked up all his plans. View this post on 2. When he really had to talk himself into believing that he wasn't going to be murdered in the 8th grade. View this photo on Instagram 3. When he really just went for it and committed to this nickname. View this post on 4. When his friends just had no idea how to do things. View this post on 5. When his stories were way too real for the average middle-schooler. View this post on 6. That time he allowed himself to be semi-kidnapped by a stranger who gave him cake. View this post on 7. But also proved he was already way too jaded for an 11-year-old. View this post on 8. That time he asked the literal leader of the UK wizarding world to sign his school permission slip. View this post on Harry, please. 9. Or when he decided to FLY TO SCHOOL with a fellow twelve-year-old instead of just waiting for an adult. View this post on 10. That time he thought he'd finally have a quiet year at Hogwarts and then.... View this post on 11. And when he thought all his problems has been solved but then a man turned into a rat and scurried off to resurrect the dark lord. View this post on 12. This dude definitely had a reputation that preceded him. View this post on 13. He literally couldn't escape the drama even when he was tucked away at the most boring place on the planet. View this post on 14. It was regularly fucking up even his most rudimentary of goals, like when he just wanted more mail. View this post on 15. He wanted his life to be chill so badly he casually brushed off the literal murder vision he had as a headache. View this post on 16. But let's not forget that time that the survival of an infant gave his whole world hope. View this post on