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What Does Your Pee Color Say About You?

Your number one hobby is drinking water! You're a regular subscriber to several water enthusiast magazines and are collecting seed capital to start an artisanal water stand in Brooklyn.

Clear

You're a little insecure but dedicated! Like, you're probably asking yourself "am I _actually_ hydrated?" Turns out, you really are and you're beautiful, darling.

Light Yellow

Damn son! You love to party so much you rarely have time for water. Remember, water is always there for you. Don't leave him behind at the club while you go hook up with some rando.

Neon Yellow

You're an alien in hiding who has somehow acquired access to a computer! Or you've swallowed a metric fuckton of food coloring.

Green

You love beets. Like you're obsessed. All you do all day is pickle, stew, and salad beets. But it's becoming a problem so watch yourself. Also, you might be bleeding out your crotch and taking quizzes to determine why you're bleeding out of your crotch.

You're a robot! And that's not pee, that's oil!

Jet Black

You're the Michelangelo of the group! You also definitely should probably see a doctor!

Orange

Uh, are you sure...that that's... pee? You might be taking the wrong quiz.

White

Whoa! You're a fabulous beast! Never let the haters get you and your beautiful piss down! Maybe also stop drinking food dye!

Fuschia

You’re talented, but forgetful! You're the kind of person who accidentally goes to the bathroom with your infrared goggles still on and thinks that’s the actual color of your pee.

Blood Orange

You're a cool cucumber who has no chill. Your pee unfortunately does not taste minty fresh, but you probably know that already because you drank your piss once already to find out.

Mint

Ah yes, you piss wine and elegance. Make sure that's not blood though. Go to a doctor.

Rosé

Go see a doctor immediately. Pee cannot be Jennifer Lawrence, don't be ridiculous.

Jennifer Lawrence

You're most likely a fairy or mythical woodland creature! Or you have a literal river in your urethra.

Aquamarine

You're hallucinating! That's probably not actually the color of your pee, but if it is, you're _literally_ magic.

Tye-Die

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What Does Your Pee Color Say About You?

To find out more about your pee, read 31 Things You Should Definitely Know About Pee.

What Does Your Pee Color Say About You?

To find out more about your pee, read 31 Things You Should Definitely Know About Pee.

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