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    Lumbersexual, Bearded Ryu Will Sexually Awaken Your Fighting Spirit

    Are you Shoryuken handle it?

    Well. They finally did it. Remember Ryu from Street Fighter II?

    Well, in the upcoming game Street Fighter V, they gave him a beard in an alternative costume. And it's...incredibly hot?

    He's a manly man with an eternal, burning passion for the fight but he's ALSO considerate enough to trim his chest hair.

    This is clearly a Ryu who knows that headbands aren't just meant for the head; they can accentuate your massive biceps too.

    The thirst was so real that #HotRyu ACTUALLY trended on Twitter in some places.

    #HotRyu trending is top moment of 2015. We've out done ourselves as a species and I'm so god damn proud.

    #HotRyu is the sensitive type.

    Hot Ryu throws you a fireball in the shape of a heart. It hits you, but it disperses into a pleasant, full body tickle. #HotRyu

    Hot Ryu whispering into your ear that he's always admired your footwork #HotRyu

    He takes care of himself and that's garnered him a few fans.

    I'm just going to leave tonight's sketch of #hotryu right here. @StreetFighter @Capcom_Unity #SFV

    All in all, pretty risky business for Capcom.

    Late I know. But I think I found a reason to buy the new Street Fighter game. #hotryu

    I guess we know who can play Ryu if there’s another Street Fighter movie #hotryu

    #HotRyu, we salute you, you street-fighting, garbage-gloved lumbersexual.