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<b>How will you defend yourself against evil?</b>

How will you defend yourself against evil?

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Hopefully that Dementor chasing you is squeamish, because you can only summon a handful of bugs. Congratulations!

BUGS

...and not even Rachael Leigh Cook from the '90s. What is she doing now? Isn't she on TNT? Is she on Rizzoli and Isles or something? Is she Rizzoli?

RACHAEL LEIGH COOK

....except the dodo went extinct in 1662. Haha, looks like you're out of luck. Have fun in Azkaban.

THE DODO BIRD

Ah, the mighty blobfish. No one's gonna mess with you! Probably because the blobfish is DISGUSTING.

A BLOBFISH

This actually isn't as bad as it sounds. No Dementor can resist the succulent allure of processed chicken. Run away while he's scarfing on dem nugs!

CHICKEN NUGGETS

Throw a handful of leeches and hope your Dementor is super slow and frail, I guess?

LEECHES

That Dementor is totally gonna kill you, but at least you can annoy him with itchy, flaky skin.

WINTER DRYNESS

Oh man, Suze Orman! She's totally gonna school that Dementor on how best to invest their money. That's gonna be one fiscally responsible Dementor!

SUZE ORMAN

PUBES

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