22 Times Your Food Is Out To Get You

Why won’t you just let me eat you in peace, food???

1. When your ketchup is too stubborn to come out of the bottle.

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Or if it does come out, there’s that gross ketchup water that goes everywhere.

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2. When your slush does this.

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3. When spinach leaves that weird chalky feeling on your teeth.

Which, according to science, comes from how much oxalic acid it contains.

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4. When powdered sugar makes you choke and cough and basically tries to kill you.

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5. When your Klondike bar just HAS to break halfway through eating it.

Even more painful in slo-mo.

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6. When the jelly in your donut squeezes out and makes a huge mess.

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7. When popcorn kernels wedge between your teeth.

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8. When the sharp edge of a tortilla chip stabs the roof of your mouth.

Someone needs to warn this dog.

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9. When one side of the hamburger bun inevitably ends up smaller than the other so you have to touch the greasy meat when you pick it up.

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10. When you’re eating pizza and the melted cheese gets all over your face.

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And you can literally feel the pimples forming because of all that grease.

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11. When your muffin starts sticking to the wrapper.

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12. When this white stuff that kind of tastes like a dry spider web gets in your mouth.

It’s called the “pith,” in case you’re wondering.

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13. When your steak turns out to be mostly gristle.

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14. When your ice cream does this.

Ugh, I didn’t want literal ice.

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15. When there’s some hardheaded peanut butter that just won’t come out of the jar.

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16. When candy gets stuck to the wrapper and you end up eating a little of the paper and gluey stuff that kept the wrapper together.

Cough cough Starburst.

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17. The blue tongue epidemic.

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18. When your milkshake is waaaayy too thick.

Cool, I’m glad I can’t even drink this thing that I bought for the EXPRESS PURPOSE OF DRINKING.

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19. When your ice cream is so hard that it’s impossible to scoop.

This person literally had to use a knife. A KNIFE.

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20. When barbecue sauce decides it would much rather cover your entire face and hands than the chicken IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON.

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21. When all the chip crumbs at the bottom of the bag decide to hide in the corner so you can’t get them all.

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22. And this.


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