1.
When your ketchup is too stubborn to come out of the bottle.
2.
When your slush does this.
3.
When spinach leaves that weird chalky feeling on your teeth.
4.
When powdered sugar makes you choke and cough and basically tries to kill you.
5.
When your Klondike bar just HAS to break halfway through eating it.
6.
When the jelly in your donut squeezes out and makes a huge mess.
7.
When popcorn kernels wedge between your teeth.
8.
When the sharp edge of a tortilla chip stabs the roof of your mouth.
9.
When one side of the hamburger bun inevitably ends up smaller than the other so you have to touch the greasy meat when you pick it up.
10.
When you're eating pizza and the melted cheese gets all over your face.
11.
When your muffin starts sticking to the wrapper.
12.
When this white stuff that kind of tastes like a dry spider web gets in your mouth.
13.
When your steak turns out to be mostly gristle.
15.
When there's some hardheaded peanut butter that just won't come out of the jar.
16.
When candy gets stuck to the wrapper and you end up eating a little of the paper and gluey stuff that kept the wrapper together.
17.
The blue tongue epidemic.
18.
When your milkshake is waaaayy too thick.
19.
When your ice cream is so hard that it's impossible to scoop.
20.
When barbecue sauce decides it would much rather cover your entire face and hands than the chicken IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON.
21.
When all the chip crumbs at the bottom of the bag decide to hide in the corner so you can't get them all.
