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When it explained the best way to throw a party.
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When it came up with the perfect ranking.
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When it understood the importance of having skills for the job market.
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When it knew how to keep in touch with old friends.
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When it described the only deal you'd want to be a part of.
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When it displayed the proper respect for birthdays.
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When it summed up your feelings about sports.
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When it captured the beauty of the simple moments.
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When it described what you do when you're on a walk.
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And how little the people attached to those dogs really matter.
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When it gave you this multiple choice quiz.
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When it perfectly described your feelings about children.
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When it summed up your academic goals.
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When it understood what it means to have pride in your flag.
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When it reminded you not to have unrealistic body expectations.
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When it suggested a perfect way to think about your weight.
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When it captured the difficulty of saying goodbye to your friend in the morning.
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When it came up with this valid estimate of how many dogs you'd want.
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When it described your social anxiety.
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When it made this accurate point.
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When it got philosophical.
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When it provided faith in the afterlife.
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When it described going for a perfect drive.
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When it reminded us of the history all around us.
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When it understood the true qualification for what makes a day great.
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When it had its holiday priorities straight.
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When it looked into the future.
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And totally nailed how you hope to be living.
Because the internet knows the truth: There's nothing quite as awesome being a dog lover.
