1. This cat who should have left this toy alone because it’s WAY more than he can deal with right now.
2. This cat who didn’t realize how close she was to the edge of the sink.
3. This cat getting a little too personal with this piñata.
Get out of there, man.
4. This cat who can’t believe she fell for the old stuffed animal trick again.
5. This cat who is absolutely terrified of bananas.
What is it, cat? Too much potassium for you?
6. This cat who obviously has never heard of taxidermy.
It’s not alive. It can’t get you.
7. This cat who will never try to stick her paw through the blades of a fan ever again.
She just wanted to know what would happen. This, cat. This is what happens.
9. This cat who wishes she hadn’t examined that bear skin rug quite so closely.
10. This cat who will never use sidewalk chalk EVER AGAIN.
And those colors don’t even go together!
12. This cat who just can’t even deal with carbonated beverages.
“Stay away from me, devil liquid.” - Cat.
13. This cat who needs to learn to stop trying to micromanage every time his humans cook anything.
14. This cat who shouldn’t have offered to help you set up that lamp from Ikea.
15. This cat who has learned he hates the bathtub perhaps more than anything else in the world.
16. This cat who is going to be sticking to her water bowl from now on.
17. This cat who really regrets trying to get to know the new puppies.
18. This cat who knew she shouldn’t have wondered out loud what it would feel like to get married.
21. This cat who is finally figuring out what that weird black thing on the lawn is.
And doesn’t like it.
22. This cat who should not have chased that thing that was going down the stairs.
25. This cat who wishes he had just left that strange figure in the doorway alone.
26. This cat who thought she wanted to see where the toast comes from but realizes now what a bad idea that was.
30. This cat who should not have let himself get distracted by a boring old fish.
Always watch out for sharks, cat. Always.